Joystick Jockeys Pillows

The Computer Bore

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Rocking Horse

Gamers

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Presenter Auditions.

Gentlemen Riders

Internet Cafe.

First past the post.

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Horse racing puns

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

Business-Class.

I am billing, therefore I am.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Sporting maladies.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'