Holiday Joystick Jockey Pillows

"When is it my turn?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Gamers

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Game Addiction

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Cool game!"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Baggage Reclaim

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

Consoles.

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"This is a real Dada performance."