Holiday Joystick Jockey Gifts

"When is it my turn?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Gamers

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Game Addiction

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Cool game!"

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Baggage Reclaim

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Consoles.