Holiday Juggler Pillows

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Christmas Present List

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Acclaimed mother.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Baby On Boardroom

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'