Gift Juggler Pillows

"Each one wanted me to wear his Father's Day present first."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Too Much Plastic.

'Almost done.'

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Funky Chef 1

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Why men hate shopping.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Closing a Suitcase

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

Chiropractor

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

This is my first time in an anagram bar. Am I correct in deducing that it's Happy Hour? Phayp Ruho 5-7.

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."