Groceries Juggler Pillows

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

To do before Saturday...

Travelling

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Save us!'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Baby On Boardroom

Acclaimed mother.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

The Inexperienced Cook

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam