Ingredient Juggler Pillows

Funky Chef 1

In/Out/These Things Happen.

To do before Saturday...

Acclaimed mother.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

The Inexperienced Cook

Senior PGA Moment.

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

New Ideas in Business.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

The Emeril Isle

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'