Holiday Juggling Act Pillows

Tired Elves

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Clown Skis.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Studio in December

Family Home.

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

The New Normal

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

The perils of working from home

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Revenge on Santa

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Santa slipping on the ice.