Holiday Juggling Act Pillows

Tired Elves

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Clown Skis.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Studio in December

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I kinda did.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

Santa entering a pool for a swim

The New Normal

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

The perils of working from home

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Revenge on Santa

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

Santa slipping on the ice.