Juggling Act King Pillows

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

Children's Entertainer

"Your remote control, sire."

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."