Jamming Jugglers Pillows

Supermarket Jam.

Children's Parties

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Medieval headlines.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Rodins rotten juggler

"Any other skills?"

Around the piano

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Yes, I can multi-task.

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

Things that bands can do

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'