Emergency Jugglers Pillows

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Honey! We're home!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

The Battle Between Television and Books

"Your raise comes with a pay cut."

Supermarket Jam.

"I'm going to run away and join a firm of accountants."

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'