Urgency Juggler Pillows

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Brickie's Mate

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

(an employee is in grasp of a giant octopi.The employee's boss is yelling at him through a bull-horn) 'Mr. Smith! According to H.R., you can no longer be employed here! Alright H.R., you can set Mr. Smith down now!'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

'Uh-oh... the boss is wearing his safety boots! That means, someone will get kicked out today!'

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

Jack and the Beanstalk.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.