Crisis Juggler Pillows

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

Stress Relief for CEOs

When you've lost perspective about your wedding.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Signs of Stress

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Stop and Birch

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Fries and kids

'The market shifted on me.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

Call Your Office

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand