Emergency Jugglers Gifts

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

Children's Parties

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Honey! We're home!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

Yes, I can multi-task.

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

The Battle Between Television and Books

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

Supermarket Jam.

"I'm going to run away and join a firm of accountants."

"Your raise comes with a pay cut."