Noise Jugglers Pillows

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Wealth Juggler.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

One-man band rehearsal.

Overworked

The Communicator

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'The numbers aren't working.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

The boss and her baby

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'Take a message...'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Woman holding two phones together.

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Multitasking.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Doing Math in the 2020s

"Gotta go."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'