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"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Wealth Juggler.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Overworked

The Communicator

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

The boss and her baby

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Take a message...'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Woman holding two phones together.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"Gotta go."

Doing Math in the 2020s

Multitasking.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'