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The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'