Jolly Humorist Pillows

The Dangers of being at the back of the team during an emergency stop became all too obvious to poor old Blitzen.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Merry Christmas"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Daffodil bulbs

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Men dancing

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Elf of the Month

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Vacuums!'

"Maybe this year..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.