Jolly Jumper Lover Pillows

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Giraffe Portrait

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Running

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

"You monster!"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Jumping

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Christmas Spirit

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."