Jolly Jumper Collector Pillows

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Chase me, chase me cows.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Santa's Helpers

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Santa School.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

Freud Met Santa...

'Look Mum, I've got a pram!'

Last day of home school.

Visit Santa.

santa snooze.

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Santa Laughing.

Filling up with Deersil.

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.