Jolly Snack Collector Pillows

"No, these aren't presents. This is my lunch."

Little league world series of poker.

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Ball as water-melon.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Jesus and the Peeps

"Steroids."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Halloween.

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

My folks keep all the good stuff over the fridge! Chips, pop, candy, wine...'

Happy Halloween.

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

"Can I have some arm candy?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'