Collecting Snacks Pillows

'Who knew Junior's investing all that money in twinkies would prove to be a shrewd financial move.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Little league world series of poker.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Sheltering in place.

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Pope tarts.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Sinking Sand

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Second aid

How Piñatas Are Born

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Easter Bunny!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Food van driving through an office.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'