Collecting Food-themed Items Pillows

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Little league world series of poker.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Easter Bunny!

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Origin of the 'spork'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Almost Everything Bagel

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Profiling!"

Ants take cheese and grater

Teapot

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

Tea and Coffee

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork."

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.