Culinary Collector Pillows

'I know, Frank. Marge has all of the cook books, but she's dyslexic.'

"We've got 749 cookbooks...why are we eating cheese on toast?"

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Party time.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Posh Easter Egg

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Michel Roux Jr

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'My French is not so good.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

She found baking helped enormously.

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'