Recipe Collectors Pillows

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Cookbooks

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Vegetable Cook

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Men's cooking'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Cook in the cookery section.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."