Recipe Collector Pillows

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Come dine with me!

Chicken Soup for the Soul.

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

Tramp reading Good Food Guide.

'A hacker broke into our home computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized all of my recipes.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'I'm afraid there is going to be a 45 minute delay. Our kitchen computer has crashed, so our chef had to go home to fetch his cook book.'

Going Rogue, Sarah Palin's biography is a top seller. John McCain is not too happy about this book.

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

"It's another fish recipe!"

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'Oh, hi, Adam -- the snake and I were just trading recipes.'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

Emeril Lagasse

"I'm a self-made man."

"It's my secret recipe. Chicken broth, noodles, and the words 'it's my secret recipe.'"

"So, you want to compliment the chef on his entree, complain about the main course, and you'd like his recipe for the banoffee pie?"

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

To many books spoil the broth

She found baking helped enormously.

Dunthorpe Dining Club - In case of fire, break glass (inside glass is 100 barbeque recipes).

"It's another recipe for fish."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

Recipes.

The Trace Adkins Diet

Health care success #5

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.