Quirky Recipe Collectors Pillows

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Men's cooking'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Vegetable Cook

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Cook in the cookery section.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."