Quirky Recipe Collectors Pillows

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Vegetable Cook

'Men's cooking'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."