Collecting Recipes Pillows

'This is my throwback potion. Bat wing, eye of newt, hair of dog and real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

"So, now it's a three and twenty blackbird pie?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'

Pick your own escargots.

'My secret receipe.' 'Kept in a big safe.'

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

Minted Lamb: 'Oh, my god! I've won the lotto!'

"General Tso and his chicken"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Cookbooks

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Men's cooking'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Vegetable Cook

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."