Recipe Book Collector Pillows

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

Unusual Romance

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Cookbooks

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Men's cooking'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Vegetable Cook

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.