Recipe Book Collector Pillows

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

Unusual Romance

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cookbooks

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Vegetable Cook

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".