Recipe Collection Pillows

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'You dope. You bought Hamburger Helper, but this is lamb.'

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Recipes for the Really Hungry'

Murderous Chef

Cookbooks

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Missing Sock Returns

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Men's cooking'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Vegetable Cook

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"