Recipe Retriever Pillows

"I think we've been hacked. All of our banking information is gone, along with my recipe for Albondigas Surprise."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Cookbooks

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Vegetable Cook

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Men's cooking'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

The Inexperienced Cook

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"First you make a roux."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."