Recipe Seeker Pillows

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

Will I ever remember to read the recipe before I throw out the package?

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

In the DNA Kitchen

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Men's cooking'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Vegetable Cook

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Cook in the cookery section.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Cheese Secret

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'