Recipe Seeker Gifts

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

Will I ever remember to read the recipe before I throw out the package?

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

In the DNA Kitchen

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Men's cooking'

Vegetable Cook

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Cook in the cookery section.

The Inexperienced Cook

Seminal moments in Chicken History

Cheese Secret

"First you make a roux."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid