Recipe Hunter Pillows

"You can stop the pain, Marcel. Just show us how to crust a sea bass."

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

In the DNA Kitchen

Vegetable Cook

'Men's cooking'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

The Inexperienced Cook

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"First you make a roux."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'