Recipe Collectors Mugs

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Cookbooks

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Vegetable Cook

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Men's cooking'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Seminal moments in Chicken History

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."