Cookbook Collector Mugs

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

"This can't be right..."

Party time.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

"The cook book was fantastic, now do you have a good dieting book?"

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

'My French is not so good.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Michel Roux Jr

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

'That's where Ed thinks I am.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Come dine with me!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cookbooks

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'A is for Arse.'