Cookbook Enthusiast Mugs

Cook in the cookery section.

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Feast

The Perfect Foil

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.