Recipe Enthusiasts Mugs

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Feast

The Perfect Foil