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'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"What's happened to Quiche?"