Cookbook Enthusiast Gifts

Cook in the cookery section.

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Feast

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

The Perfect Foil

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'