Cookbook Author Gifts

Cannibal Recipes.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

' 'Reduce wine in pan by half,'--I believe you can do it by turning up the heat.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Paul Bocuse caricature

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Canape?

Party time.

In the DNA Kitchen

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Sweet surprise.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Cook in the cookery section.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Culinary surgery.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

She found baking helped enormously.

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'