Cookbook Author T-Shirts

Cannibal Recipes.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

' 'Reduce wine in pan by half,'--I believe you can do it by turning up the heat.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Canape?

Party time.

In the DNA Kitchen

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Sweet surprise.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Culinary surgery.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

She found baking helped enormously.

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'My French is not so good.'

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"Christmas pudcast"

Michel Roux Jr

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'