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'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Got it out of the River Caf� Cookbook actually"

Culinary surgery.

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Cook in the cookery section.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Michel Roux Jr

'My French is not so good.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Chef makes a cook book.

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Antonio Carluccio.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

Cannibal Recipes.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

101 Placenta Recipes

' 'Reduce wine in pan by half,'--I believe you can do it by turning up the heat.'