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Moose reading 'The Moosewood Cookbook'.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Too much cilantro

"I come here for the pepper."

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Regular service or affected?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign