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"We can't agree on a recipe."

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

"Do you have any California wines that support same-sex marriage?

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'They certainly know how to charge!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Holiday stress.

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

'Not good news, I'm afraid!'

"Not the Cape May lump blue-claw crab cake with crème fraîche, fried quail egg, osetra caviar, duck confit, and peach con frutti again?!!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'

"I've already bonded with that wedge over there."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"How sophisticated is Jeremy's palate?

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

Servant leaving employment because he claims not to have enough butcher's meat

A nursemaid looking after two children

Fish Market. This doesn't smell fresh. You're right --- we better change all the lox.

Burger Barn. Drive Thru. This is my very favorite kind of window shopping.

Butcher Shop. Special: Soup Bones! Soup has bones?!

The smokiness of this overpowers my palate --- I'd like some bacon with more subtle flavors. A swine snob.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"Fine-- next time you slay the dragon and I'll cook."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

Carnegie Deli

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Could sir kindly eat more slowly, the signature dish takes a rather long time to make."

"I'm a lawyer, so I'll try the torte."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."