Culinary Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

She wanted a real man, but kept dating the blow-up kind,

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I come here for the pepper."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Full English Breakfast.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Baker Romance

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Room for dessert, folks?"

The Perfect Foil

"Regular service or affected?"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'