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Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I come here for the pepper."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Full English Breakfast.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Regular service or affected?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

this bordeaux speaks for itself

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'