Reading Cookbooks Prints

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

What's the best cooking tip you ever learned? 'Poke holes in plastic cover."

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Got it out of the River Caf� Cookbook actually"

Culinary surgery.

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Michel Roux Jr

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'My French is not so good.'

Paul Bocuse caricature

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Chef makes a cook book.

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."