Novelty Cookbooks Prints

"It says to soak them overnight – or until they stop swimming."

Dog Walking Services

Soup of the month.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Culinary surgery.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Ball Pool Peril

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Leaking backpack.