Novelty Cookbooks Pillows

"It says to soak them overnight – or until they stop swimming."

Dog Walking Services

Soup of the month.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Party time.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Horn of Leftovers

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Peel poker.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Elton John

Cook in the cookery section.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Culinary surgery.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Ball Pool Peril

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Leaking backpack.